Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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