idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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