your parents love me but you hate me
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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