just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
