i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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