Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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