I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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