There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
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