Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
