There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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