YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
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