Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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