i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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