Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
My vagina is officially offended.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
tell me about the fingering
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