who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
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