words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
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