one two three fourrrrnication!
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Randomize
