Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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