I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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