Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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