You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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