I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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