is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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