Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I think my nap took me to another dimension
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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