Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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