...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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