O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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