are you so shy because you have an std?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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