Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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