I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
nutella sex= disaster
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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