I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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