fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
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