woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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