Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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