I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
Randomize
