i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
The air taste purple.
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