suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
