Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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