Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
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