Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Randomize
