Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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