I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
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