I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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