My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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