You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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