Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
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