would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Randomize
