I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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