idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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