I'm drive I can fine osifer
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
We were destined to go to rehab together
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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