Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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