Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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