Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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