So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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