Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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